Monday, 14 October 2013

Sadistically Spitting again

Ever been in one of those moments when you hate humans? Just completely hate them without any reason? And it makes you SO GLAD that you are not too dependent on them and if they get removed from your life, it will have the least bit of affect on you because you will just move on and live a happy independent life? And just the thought of being alone makes you weirdly deliriously happy?

And then people being so nice and understanding all the time makes it even worse. I mean fine, I get how none of us can live without human company and we do depend on each other more than we like to admit but seriously, will you not even give me the pleasure to whine about how nasty the stupid human species is? That’s just pure evil.

And this world. WHAT IS UP WITH THE STUPID SUNSHINE AND CHIRPING BIRDS? And why are people always trying to help? EVER HEARD OF DISTURBING PEOPLE SO YOU CAN HAVE THE PLEASURE OF HEARING THEM WHINE? Idiots.

It’s like all the niceness in the world is a rainbow shitting unicorn who is punching and kicking the goth out of me with a smile and a flower. It just won’t let me have an excuse to hate the world and be horrible and miserable. FRIGGIN UNICORN.


LET ME BE STUPID NICE UNICORN OF OPTIMISM LET ME LIVE IN THE DARKNESS OF THE MEAN HORRIBLE NASTY UNDERWORLD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL WHY MUST YOU COME AND BRIGHTEN THINGS UP? STUPID UNICORN YOU GO ROT IN HELL. Or don’t. Stupid unicorn’s probably going to spread hope and happiness there too. YOU STAY OUT OF THE HELL YOU STUPID UNICORN! YOU STAY THE DAMN OUT OF HELL!


Or you know what? Fine. Block out the only vent through which my evilness can escape. Ever seen “Me, Myself and Irene”? Don’t give me an excuse to let it all out and then it will all pent up and one day it will BLOW UP AND I’LL BE FULL-ON EVIL, SPREADING HATE AND MISERY IN THIS DAMNED WORLD UNTIL EVERYONE HATES EVERYONE. WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN STUPID NICE UNICORN? WHAT WILL YOU DO THEN?

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