Holla Y'all!

HOLLA THERE YA’LL! I scream to my “extensive blog fan base” *eye roll*

Did you miss me?

*imaginary fan crowd shouts YEAHHH*

Well I’m here now

*imaginary fan crowd hoots and cheers*

Yeah that pretty much summed up my loner life.

Anyways. Since I’ve been hearing so many pleas like:

 “Tell us about your life tell us about your life we’re SOOO interested”

I better start highlighting all important things that happened during my “much-felt” absence:

1. My Sherlock theory was so true. Felt really good about it (except the part where he jumps into a giant air bag instead of truck full of shoppers)

2. I went to Karachi and fell in love with the beach

3. Decided to blog movie reviews

4. Much darker stuff happened that I certainly do not wish to discuss here because I don’t want to darken up my one last source of relief

Right. So this is not as exciting as I expected it to be. But what the hell, it’s not like I really have an extensive fan base to entertain. It’s more like self-ranting. I can even do this:

HEY YOU! Yeah you. GO SHIT YOURSELF.

And no soiled pampers were to be found.