Saturday, 7 June 2014

Got Some fEEL? Geddit?

The usual shit. Waking up so fucking tired and annoyed at having no time to breath so I naturally shout at people and then take a fucking rebellion-break.

Listening to: Just Can't Get Enough. Old songs are so light and shitty. Worth it.

I need to shake up my routine. I think I'll go for a walk early in the morning with a friend. Then go over to another friends place. Everything is just so fucking miserable. The friends who are around me are equally fucking miserable. I need to hang out with those lucky fuckers who are experiencing complete freedom. Isn't there like a fucking limit to how much you can pressure students into studying? Because I think we are way above and beyond that.

Integral part of life which everyone must go through to either succeed or fail? I think not. This is more like beating the brain out of your fucking skull and seeing who can still perform simple motor functions like picking up a fucking glass.

I wonder if everyone is equally fucked around the world. I doubt it waisay. I bet it's only the brilliant examiners of Pakistani education system who think they can create the next fucking big things in science by making students learn the electric potential across a fucking eel. Because it's so fucking important. Pressure is so fucking important. Electric potential across a fucking eel is so fucking important. Hahaha reminds me how I've gotten this question about 3 times in 3 different exams. Every time I chose the wrong option and I still haven't learned the electric potential across a fucking eel hahahah and now I think it's become a symbol of my rebellion against fucking futility of Pakistani education system. OBVIOUSLY I'll fail in life because life mostly is made up of the following scenarios:

"So we're not eating eel. We're not near the sea. 
We're just having a BBQ.
Does anyone know the electric potential across a fucking eel?"









Accurate description of a court scene in 1987 by Pablo Picasso


Main cause of my protein deficiencies





The man was hanged


NOT racial discrimination


Arrested for not knowing the electric potential of a fucking eel


Legit party conversation


Legit interview

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