Guess what?
WHAT?? *Screams my imaginary fan base*
I think I ended up being the smug little bitch with a
satisfied look on my face today.
Yes. My paper didn’t go THAT bad
BOOO!! *screams my imaginary fan base*
Anyhoo.
For some reason, I figured that I took life too seriously. It
just happened. I was watching New Girl and Jess’s mom says “Relax Jess! It’s
just life!”
And I thought OMG IT REALLY IS ISN’T IT? It’s JUST life!
It’s just life.
Just life.
Life.
Fe.
E.
.
Plus there is this whole Monty Python factor which is
affecting me in ways I don’t understand. Somehow, life seems lighter now. I feel
that if 6 old men in their late 70’s can never grow up, maybe I don’t have to
take life that seriously too you know?
NO WE DON”T KNOW *screams my imaginary fan base*
Somehow, we get it into our heads that a serious attitude to
our lives will help us live better. It will help us avoid those problems which
we could get if we were not-so-serious about life. But Monty Python and Jess’s
mom made me think it doesn’t really matter. Life seems to be a pre-planned set
of events that are bound to happen no matter what we do. What we do have a
choice in is how we approach this mapped out sequence of events in our lives.
OH SHUT YOUR PHILOSPHICAL COWSHIT *Screams my imaginary fan
base*
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS
YOU STUPID FANS!
*imaginary fan base boos!*
SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL!
*Silence*
*Silence*
*Slight sobbing heard from fan base*
Ah man. Now look what you have made me do. I didn’t want to
hit your weak spot (the weak spot of my imaginary fan base being NOT EXISTING).
I’m sorry. Okay look. Let’s start again and this time, I won’t tell you that
you guys don’t exist okay?
OKAY! *screams my imaginary fan base*
Right so here we go:
Guess what?
WHAT?? *Screams my imaginary fan base*
I think I ended up being the smug little bitch with a
satisfied look on my face today.
Yes. My paper didn’t go THAT bad
BOOO!! *screams my imaginary fan base*
Anyhoo.
For some reason, I figured that I took life too seriously. It
just happened. I was watching New Girl and Jess’s mom says “Relax Jess! It’s
just life!”
And I thought OMG IT REALLY IS ISN’T IT? It’s JUST life!
It’s just life.
Just life.
Life.
Fe.
E.
.
Plus there is this whole Monty Python factor which is
affecting me in ways I don’t understand. Somehow, life seems lighter now. I feel
that if 6 old men in their late 70’s can never grow up, maybe I don’t have to
take life that seriously too you know?
NO WE DON”T KNOW *screams my imaginary fan base*
Somehow, we get it into our heads that a serious attitude to
our lives will help us live better. It will help us avoid those problems which
we could get if we were not-so-serious about life. But Monty Python and Jess’s
mom made me think it doesn’t really matter. Life seems to be a pre-planned set
of events that are bound to happen no matter what we do. What we do have a
choice in is how we approach this mapped out sequence of events in our lives.
OH SHUT YOUR PHILOSPHICAL COWSHIT *Screams my imaginary fan
base*
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS YOU STUPID FANS!
*imaginary fan base boos!*
SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL!
*Silence*
Ummm. It just slipped out again.
*BOO! Screams my imaginary fan base*
WELL I JUST COPIED AND PASTED THE WHOLE THING AGAIN YOU
FREAKS STOP BEING SO MELODRAMATIC!
*News channel personnel burst in focusing camera on me while
I try to block myself with my hand and try running away*
News Channel TV Host Guy: We bring you LIVE! To witness the
national-interview-broadcasts-of-all-that-is-sacred-and-foolsome to witness the
witnessing of thousands of witnesses who witnessed THIS WOMAN *offensive
melodramatic pointing at myself* be racist on live television in her mind’s eye
and reminding her imaginary fan base that THEY DON’T EXIST! And that too *melodramatic
music* TWICE!
*general women faint*
Monty Python is just so brilliant in every single way I can
imagine. It is such an escape from the usual pompousness of life. Even their
record label idea was so amazing: Just print out the label of a famous record
and then cross it out and write their thing on the side. How incredibly
childish and different is that?
I’m too awestruck with Monty Python to actually feel
something else. Let alone panic about the fact that right now I am actually
supposed to be learning those chemistry reactions.
P.S National Art Of Lampoonery and Services hereby required
to shackle up the devices procured for the randomness of these facilities which
are hereby required to shackle up the devices procured for the randomness of
these facilities hereby required to shackle up the devices procured for the
randomness of these facilities which are hereby required to shackle up the
devices procured for the randomness of these facilities which are which you
probably think it’s just the old copy paste text but it’s not are hereby
required to shackle up the devices procured for the randomness of these
facilities which are hereby required to shackle up the there is a secret
message hidden in this crap devices procured for the randomness of these I don’t
think you’ll ever be able to find the hidden crap facilities which are hereby
required to shackle up the devices procured for the randomness of these
facilities which are hereby required to shackle up the devices procured for the
randomness it’s not so much as hidden as just typed in randomly at places of
these facilities which are hereby required to shackle up the devices procured
for the randomness of these facilities which are.
SHAKELBOLT HARRISON BAYBRIDGE KNOWINGSTEN
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