Friday, 25 April 2014

Happy Cornday Wallace

Guess what?

WHAT?? *Screams my imaginary fan base*

I think I ended up being the smug little bitch with a satisfied look on my face today.

Yes. My paper didn’t go THAT bad

BOOO!! *screams my imaginary fan base*

Anyhoo.

For some reason, I figured that I took life too seriously. It just happened. I was watching New Girl and Jess’s mom says “Relax Jess! It’s just life!”

And I thought OMG IT REALLY IS ISN’T IT? It’s JUST life!

It’s just life.

Just life.

Life.

Fe.

E.

.

Plus there is this whole Monty Python factor which is affecting me in ways I don’t understand. Somehow, life seems lighter now. I feel that if 6 old men in their late 70’s can never grow up, maybe I don’t have to take life that seriously too you know?

NO WE DON”T KNOW *screams my imaginary fan base*

Somehow, we get it into our heads that a serious attitude to our lives will help us live better. It will help us avoid those problems which we could get if we were not-so-serious about life. But Monty Python and Jess’s mom made me think it doesn’t really matter. Life seems to be a pre-planned set of events that are bound to happen no matter what we do. What we do have a choice in is how we approach this mapped out sequence of events in our lives.

OH SHUT YOUR PHILOSPHICAL COWSHIT *Screams my imaginary fan base*

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS YOU STUPID FANS!

*imaginary fan base boos!*

SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL!

*Silence*

*Silence*

*Slight sobbing heard from fan base*

Ah man. Now look what you have made me do. I didn’t want to hit your weak spot (the weak spot of my imaginary fan base being NOT EXISTING). I’m sorry. Okay look. Let’s start again and this time, I won’t tell you that you guys don’t exist okay?

OKAY! *screams my imaginary fan base*

Right so here we go:

Guess what?

WHAT?? *Screams my imaginary fan base*

I think I ended up being the smug little bitch with a satisfied look on my face today.

Yes. My paper didn’t go THAT bad

BOOO!! *screams my imaginary fan base*

Anyhoo.

For some reason, I figured that I took life too seriously. It just happened. I was watching New Girl and Jess’s mom says “Relax Jess! It’s just life!”

And I thought OMG IT REALLY IS ISN’T IT? It’s JUST life!

It’s just life.

Just life.

Life.

Fe.

E.

.

Plus there is this whole Monty Python factor which is affecting me in ways I don’t understand. Somehow, life seems lighter now. I feel that if 6 old men in their late 70’s can never grow up, maybe I don’t have to take life that seriously too you know?

NO WE DON”T KNOW *screams my imaginary fan base*

Somehow, we get it into our heads that a serious attitude to our lives will help us live better. It will help us avoid those problems which we could get if we were not-so-serious about life. But Monty Python and Jess’s mom made me think it doesn’t really matter. Life seems to be a pre-planned set of events that are bound to happen no matter what we do. What we do have a choice in is how we approach this mapped out sequence of events in our lives.

OH SHUT YOUR PHILOSPHICAL COWSHIT *Screams my imaginary fan base*

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT YOUR OPINIONS YOU STUPID FANS!

*imaginary fan base boos!*

SHUT UP! YOU’RE NOT EVEN REAL!

*Silence*

Ummm. It just slipped out again.

*BOO! Screams my imaginary fan base*

WELL I JUST COPIED AND PASTED THE WHOLE THING AGAIN YOU FREAKS STOP BEING SO MELODRAMATIC!

*News channel personnel burst in focusing camera on me while I try to block myself with my hand and try running away*

News Channel TV Host Guy: We bring you LIVE! To witness the national-interview-broadcasts-of-all-that-is-sacred-and-foolsome to witness the witnessing of thousands of witnesses who witnessed THIS WOMAN *offensive melodramatic pointing at myself* be racist on live television in her mind’s eye and reminding her imaginary fan base that THEY DON’T EXIST! And that too *melodramatic music* TWICE!

*general women faint*

Monty Python is just so brilliant in every single way I can imagine. It is such an escape from the usual pompousness of life. Even their record label idea was so amazing: Just print out the label of a famous record and then cross it out and write their thing on the side. How incredibly childish and different is that?



I’m too awestruck with Monty Python to actually feel something else. Let alone panic about the fact that right now I am actually supposed to be learning those chemistry reactions.

P.S National Art Of Lampoonery and Services hereby required to shackle up the devices procured for the randomness of these facilities which are hereby required to shackle up the devices procured for the randomness of these facilities hereby required to shackle up the devices procured for the randomness of these facilities which are hereby required to shackle up the devices procured for the randomness of these facilities which are which you probably think it’s just the old copy paste text but it’s not are hereby required to shackle up the devices procured for the randomness of these facilities which are hereby required to shackle up the there is a secret message hidden in this crap devices procured for the randomness of these I don’t think you’ll ever be able to find the hidden crap facilities which are hereby required to shackle up the devices procured for the randomness of these facilities which are hereby required to shackle up the devices procured for the randomness it’s not so much as hidden as just typed in randomly at places of these facilities which are hereby required to shackle up the devices procured for the randomness of these facilities which are.

SHAKELBOLT HARRISON BAYBRIDGE KNOWINGSTEN

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