I rather love this new background it's what i had been looking for. It's bright and fresh and has water in it to some extent plus it's got the blueness which is so refreshing to the eyes. With the exception of the colour of the post headings. My imaginary-fan-bas will probably have to strain their non-existing eyes to read this.

By the way, I just got a like on one of my posts by someone called prince nicolas so I would like to post him a letter:

Dear prince nicolas,

Thank You for liking my post. You are now an official member of my non-existing fan base. I promote you to the office of Grand Liker Of The Posts. You have been knighted as Mr. GLOP.

Is it desperate that I'm writing a letter to the only strange person who has liked my post? Yes. Probably. But in all fairness, well, ummmm, LOOK! AN APPLE!

*phew! that was one awkward conversation off my back*

Anyways, Mr. GLOP (known to other Google weirdos as prince nicolas), even though the admission to my imaginary fan base is a tough process full of trials and turbulations which teach one the importance of living a happy life and how to properly use the lavatory, I shall certainly grant some leniency to your  kingdom if they want to be a part of my imaginary fan base. I'm not saying they will be skipping the "proper use of lavatory" lessons, or the occasional "proper use of the sparrow bird", but they shall certainly be granted some favours. You are a "prince" after all. So if your kingdom desires to be a part of this journey of great trials and turbulations where one is taught the importance of life and how to properly use a lavatory, I would welcome them with open arms and a plank.

Yours Sincerely,
Jospeh Stalin.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stalin
Stalin who?
Stalin to sound a little weird