The cajoling twit of the baherman
EXAM UPDATE (because everyone cares SO MUCH): Got my
chemistry exam on 30th
Basically, I am supposed to learn all these equations but
this is what I can think of every time I try to learn them:
1.
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THESE FUCKING
EQUATIONS?
2.
HOW THE FUCK WILL THEY FUCKING HELP ME IN MY
FUTURE (and then follows a light sermon by a wise old man who tells me that I may
not be able to see the use of this form of education now, but ONE DAY! when I am
all grown up I’ll say: YES, FOR SURELY, KNOWING HOW TO CONVERT FUCKING
ALDEHYDES INTO FUCKING ALKANES HAS HELPED ME DEAL WITH LIFE!)
3.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE USE OF SPENDING MY TIME
TRYING TO LEARN SOME FUCK THAT WILL ONLY BE USED IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS OF MY
LIFE? Why not just watch Monty Python and laugh because not only will it make
my life happier, it will also be what I’ll think of fondly later on.
I had an interesting conversation with the invigilator in my
Physics exam:
Me: Sir I tore my paper trying to drill a hole in it with a
pen to tie it up like you asked. Can’t we use a stapler or something?
Invigi: FBISE doesn’t allow it
(Takes my anwer sheets and tears it from the corner for the
thread to go in)
Me: Can’t we use the punching machine lying on the table to
make a hole instead of using our pens?
Invigi: FBISE doesn’t allow it
Me: I understand if staplers aren’t allowed but punching a
hole with a pen is the same as punching a hole with the punching machine, so
why can’t we just use the punching machine instead? It surely would reduce the
risk of tearing our papers
Invigi: FBISE doesn’t allow it
Me: but it’s the same thing
Invigi: FBISE doesn’t allow it
Me: Can you please tell me the reason why we can’t use the
punching machine?
Invigi: FBISE doesn’t allow it
Me: But it’s the same thing as drilling a hole with your
pen!
Invigi: FBISE doesn’t allow it
Me: Just tell me reason why we can’t use a punching machine!
Invigi: FBISE doesn’t allow it
Me: That’s it?
Invigi: FBISE doesn’t allow it
Me: Are you even remotely capable of doing anything other
than kissing FBISE’S ass?
Invigi: FBISE doesn’t allow it
Me: ?
Invigi: FBISE doesn’t allow it
Me:
Invigi: FBISE doesn’t allow it
Me:
Invigi: FBISE doesn’t allow it
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Invigi: FBISE doesn’t allow it
Possibly the most enlightening conversation I’ve ever had
with anybody in my life.
AND NOW,
For something completely different.
P.S: Couldn't help but use the Monty Python "Punchlines". They are but starking raving mad and I love them oh so!
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