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It's so strange how, as soon as I publish a blog post then check the audience stats, there are 4 views. How is that even possible in the last minute of a second?

I noticed my audience is mainly from Europe: America, Germany and I think there once even was Ukrain or another country like that.

SO strange. Anyways, if you are an American or any other European, and you are reading this right now:

PUT YO HANDS IN THE AYA' LIKE YOU DON' CAYA' CAYA'

No seriously. Put your hands up in the air right now. 

I'm not joking.

It's a real deal.

Look I don't know where you are but just do it. Just put your hands up in the air. Just like that. Just do it. 

You probably think I'm just writing it down but I'm not.

I'm talking to you.

YEAH YOU!

I'm serious.

Just put your hands up in the air.

Maybe you're sitting in a super serious office or maybe you're just monitoring my blog for reason of national security or whatever and I understand as a super serious agent of God-knows-what, you have led your life quite seriously but there still is a child in you. 

No body has to know.

Just put your hands in the air.

Just once.

For a second.

Just do it.

Will be fun.

Just up and down.

Come on.

 

JUST DO IT