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You know those casual conversations you have with your friends in which you try to prove why and how you are far more superior to them in every single way possible?

So it turns out my friend had has her name in the urban dictionary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farhan

Sounds like she one that round eh?

Only,

I have a page on wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afshan

That is how you win life shaped like a country

(I just HAD TO edit this post because I saw the potential of a yo mama joke here. Yo mama so fat she got an entire country named after her:

HUH HUH HUHHH????

The general public's like

COME ON! It's cuz she so fat she takes up the entire country you know you feelin me man? yo feelin me? come on

And the general public's like

P.S: And if I were born in Bangladesh and had the surname "Azad", I could easily have been in the Harry Potter movies http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Afshan_Azad

P.S.S And if my surname was "Zaibi" I would have released two hit albums of auto-tuned soulful songs now. You can catch me at
 http://tune.pk/video/118137/chalo-koi-gal-nahi-remix-by-afshan-zaibi
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xw5647_afshan-zebi-hindko-new-nice-song-famous-song-2011-chitti-c_music

#thejoysofbeingafshan