Of Fancy Words Like Chardonnay Again But With The Addition Of Chivalry

Was poking around and saw that I can actually made money with my blog by posting ads with adsense (three exclamation marks)!!!

With the popularity of my blog being confined to my imaginary fan base, the clicks on the ads will also be imaginary so I can leave it up to our imaginations to wonder what kind of money I'll be getting. (THE ANSWER IS IMAGINARY KIND OF MONEY). I'm pretty much ready to

But before wasting money like that I'll get some instruments crucial to human life: