Flubberbell and Gigglyjugs

Blogging bloggin blooooggginnnnnn it's more interesting than studying urdu for my final on friday.

I got a treat for ya'all

Imaginary fan-base: A TREATTTTT?

Me: Damn yeah a treat

Imaginary fan-base: WHAT IS ITTT?

Me: There you go: http://afuzzyrants.wordpress.com/
       That's a blog with lots of fancy words and good grammar

Someone from the Imaginary fan-base: Something you can't find here

Me: WHO SAID THAT?

*Silence*

Me: Anyways. It's my sister's blog. MY. SISTER'S. Yeah that's right. I have a sister who blogs using fancy words. What does your sister do you *BLEEEEEPP*

Imaginary fan-base: BOOOOO!!!

Me: Ah go to your imaginary hell. Anyways. As I was saying. This is MY sister's blog. Yeah That's right. Now, you can obviously see she has talent. So I am willing to sell her to the highest bidder.

Before you offer your highest bids, I must remind you that if you buy her, you will have the additional advantage of her vocabulary FOR FREEEEEEE. You are stuck in a situation where you need to find synonyms for, say, an attempt by a small group of people to take over the government. What do you do? You call her up. Yeah that's right. That's what you do. And then she will tell you to use fancy words like coup d'etat. That's the level of fancy she has.

Oh and one more thing. Due to no prior understanding between me and my sister about the fact that I'm selling her, you might face a little resistance. There will be "YOU CAN'T CAGE ME" "I'M A FREE HUMAN" and "I'M ENTITLED TO MY FREEDOM" and maybe, just MAYBE, an interruption from the United Nations Human Rights Council (UNHRC), but you don't really have to worry about that. If you are rich enough to buy her, you're also probably rich and influential enough to change the laws of United Nations to make it legal to sell people once again.

P.S: By the way, I can be very Byzantine too you cognize. So the callow humanoid who delinated that I cannot be Byzantine can slurp it.

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