The mysterious enchanting rebel?
Acting: I call
Horribly acted out. Dialogues are trying to be dramatic but fail miserably. Something is just so misplaced in this movie.
I'm not a fan of Daniel Radcliff's acting. It isn't natural. There is something forced about it. It works if you're playing a doubtful teenager but if you're an adult or someone with responsibilities in the world which is not magical, you can't have that kind of doubt. It just becomes awkward acting.
Somebody's forte is certainly NOT emotions
Badass-kissing-random-girls-making-newbie-ask-did-you-know-her-and-then-saying-hell-no, I call
Library scuffle. WHAT?
"Shut up traitor" That's mature.
The murder scene:
The story may be true but the combined efforts of the actors, director and script writers, mortals have managed to magically turn this story into 20 ounces of fecal matter. Doodies. Poop. Turd. Odure. Ass Goblins. Ass Kebabs. Black banana. Black eel. Colon canonballs.
- corn eyed butt snake
- corn massacre
- crapsters
- creamy butt nuggets
- digested Crayola box
- Easter Bunny's present
- the fourth teletubby
- frightened turtle
- hardened fudge nuggets
- hell's candy
- Indian rug burns
- keester cakes
- Mississippi mud
- monglin cluster shit
- mudfat balls
- peanut butter poop
- potty animals
- product of Uranus
- sea pickle
- sewer serpents
- shitsicles
- space slug
- Super Shit Man
- tangy butt nuts
- that ain't chocolate puddin'!
- tom cruise missiles
- toxic turdeys
- turd tunnel tasty
- yellow submarine
- air out the anus
- ass sneezing
- bust a shit
- christen the comfort station
- cook some beans
- clean one's colon
- cut off a load
- drop a chalupa
- drop ass goblins
- drop some friends off at the lake
- empty the manure spreader
- take a plane crash - no survivors
- talk to a man about a horse
- blow mud
- booty hole burnout
- butt dribblets
- butt drool
- chocolate explosion
- G.I. shits
- human expresso machine
- Montezuma's revenge
- oohs and ahs
- screaming mimis
- supersonic sewer sauce
- boggy crapper
- toilet bowl stew
- cattle cookies
- chimp chunks
- cow farts
- dog logs
- doggy sausage
- elk duds
- kagatzka
- lawn sausage
- anal impaction
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